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Mrs. Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top.
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"So is the cat," whispered Mrs. Brown.
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布朗夫人去拜访一位朋友,她拿着一个顶部扎满了小眼儿的盒子。 “盒子里装的是什么 ?”朋友问道。 “一只小猫,” 布朗夫人回答说,“你知道我晚上睡觉总梦见老鼠,我非常害怕。这只猫可以抓住那些老鼠。” “可老鼠都是假想的呀。”朋友说。 “小猫也是假想的。” 布朗夫人小声说道。 有意思......
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